I really have had a hard time sitting down to write a blog...and I am making no promises that it will turn into a regular thing. I do miss writing my blog and the few responses that I get from it. Last time I blogged it was around January and it was talking about my New Years Resolutions...I am happy to admit I have not kept a single one. Oh well maybe 2010 will be my year.



The only New Years Resolution that I have kept is to enhance my television experience. I have been ordering 24 on Netflix and I am officially addicted to the show. Jack Bauer is my hero. He is way tougher than Jason Bourne, Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damme and Vin Diesel. I do however think that David Palmer is a terrible President and I hate his wife. He couldn't handle his wife ordering him around and telling him how to be the President so he divorced her. Bill Clinton didn't do that with Hilary, he kept her around, he just cheated on her with Monica Lewinsky. I don't know why David Palmer didn't take this route it would of been a lot more like real television. My goal is to watch all the episodes of 24 and then next fall when the new series comes out I can join that Jack Bauer bandwagon.

On a side note I wanna talk about my disgust for Vin Diesel. He is a terrible actor and the ugliest man alive. I want to demonstrate this by a simple mathematical equation. You know how Jay Leno used to do that funny gimmick like if so and so had a baby this is what it would look like. Well that's kind of what I have done here.
If you take a down syndrome baby and chimpanzee and if they have a baby together it would equal Vin Diesel.


I want to apologize to all down syndrome babies and chimpanzee for comparing them to Vin Diesel and I am sorry if I offended any of them. In their defense a down syndrome chimpanzee would probably be a better actor.

Ya know I have always considered myself a very accepting person of any race, religion, sexual orientation it does not matter to me as long as you are a good person, heck you don't even have to be a good person to be my friend, you could be a terrible person and own an XBOX and I will probably like you.

My point is I have always considered myself to be very accepting and comfortable of any type of person. But I have to admit something: I watched the show Milk, ya know the one with Sean Penn and he is a gay activist who is running for a spot on the city council in San Francisco. This movie took place in the 70's I think and they were taking away all the jobs from gay people and Sean Penn wanted to change that so he was running for office. While watching the movie I felt bad for the gays and even was happy when the gay's got their jobs back and was sad when Sean Penn got shot but...I just couldn't do it. I had to turn away or fast forward through the gay kissing scenes. I guess I am just not as accepting or as comfortable in my own sexuality but I couldn't watch Sean Penn and James Franco make out.


This got me thinking was it really the fact that they were two guys kissing or just two people that I am not attracted to kissing. I mean I don't have a problem watching two hot chicks make out so it can't be that I am not comfortable with gays kissing. I don't think I wanna watch old people make out and I remember it was always awkward when Roseanne and John Connor would be intimate with each other. So maybe its just unattractive people. I am pretty sure this is why they only have beautiful people on television.








I got tickets to the Jazz-Lakers playoff game. It's in Utah and its going to be on game 4. I am really hoping that the Lakers will be up 3-0 in Utah and can sweep the Jazz on their home floor. I plan on bringing my broom to the game and sweeping the steps of the Energy Solutions Arena when they complete the sweep. If I don't get beat up, kicked out of the arena or arrested for acting like a total jackass then i will consider it a failure. The tickets are up in the nosebleed section but all I really wanna do is just give Jazz fans a bunch of crap.

I wanna give a shot out to my friend Kendall who sent me an invitation to the group Pocatello Music. I love going to concerts and I actually prefer going to unknown crappy bands then big time bands so I am thoroughly excited for a website that is going to keep me informed of all of the concerts that are coming up in Pocatello. Here is the website http://www.pocatellomusic.com/ check it out.

Now these ain't your small town local bands. My brother is getting married on June 20th to Heidi Stewart, pretty exciting I guess but what I am more excited about is his bachelor party. On June 6th in the Idaho Falls Civic Auditorium MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice are performing and we are going. It 1990 musical ecstasy. I will be rocking the MC Hammer pants and the side steps in my hair.





Saudi King Abdullah

Who the heck is this guy!! Do we love oil so much that we have to kiss and bow at this guy's feet. As far as I am concerned every other world leader should either be a Tony Blair or a Saddam Hussein. In other words they are either a 'Yes Man' who supports every action we take or they are a terrorist and we should hunt them down and hang them. Ridiculous. This King Abdullah might be like Aragon in Lord of the Ring, the King of Gondor(Yes, I realized I just embarrassed myself by making this analogy and demonstrating my love of Lord of the Rings)but then we are like the hobbits and we bow to no one.

I want my president to be 1st class Bad A who doesn't take crap from nobody. Why can't our president be more like Harrison Ford in Air Force One and instead of bowing and negotiating with terrorists/foreigners he just beats all of them up and throws them off of his plane.




So I keep on hearing about how the newspaper industry is under attack and that eventually newspaper will be joined with alarm clocks as becoming obsolete because of advances in technology. The cell phone made the alarm clock and the home phone obsolete and the internet will make the newspaper industry die. To me there is nothing more American than sitting down at breakfast and reading the newspaper first thing in the morning. No wonder they call it the World Wide Web, once again Al Gore is trying to make us more world friendly. Well screw you Al Gore and the world I am going to order a subscription to the Idaho State Journal. GO USA!!

I am only 24 years old and sometimes I feel like my beautiful wife is trying to turn me into a 44 year old. We go on walks every evening, which I won't lie, its probably the best part of my day. But shouldn't we go clubbing every night and get hammered or staying up all night play World of Warcraft instead and to top it all off she purchased a humidifier yesterday. SO LONG YOUTH!!!